Oprah Has Huge Areolas

Cum Shot

I like to think of the slush puddle as an urban snowstorm's cum shot.

Diddy Sucks

There appears to be a difference of opinion between graffiti artists #1 and #2 on the merits of Diddy.

Eric Wintermute/Drug Addict

I took this photo on Christmas Day on MacDougal Street just south of Houston Street.

In and Out of the Comet's Tail

Phasing back among the dead

So lantern-like the drops unfold

Through twisting lanes of cavern lore

On fingertips precise as wire

In and out of the comet’s tail

Off and on comes that old travail

Arisen from the ancient tomes

Kinetic dreams unspool their myths

We fuel up on semantic broth

And kiss until the world appears

In and out of the comet’s tail

Off and on comes that old travail

Those triple beams of laser torque

Connecting us throughout the night

To flow with death and live again

A thousand times and still it’s new

In and out of the comet’s tail

Off and on comes that old travail

FREESEXINTHEMOUTH

A Deathbed Scene

Imagine a cinematic deathbed scene with friends and loved ones gathered around. The dying person asks: "Can I check Facebook one more time?"; and is given a laptop, and types: "... is shuffling off this mortal coil." Eyes then close for the last time.