That Was No Pussy

Yesterday evening I overheard this very funny conversation between two veterans of AA meetings while I was having a hot cider at Think Coffee on the corner of Bleeker and Bowery. I was reading and trying my best to be unobtrusive. The older guy, in his 50s, is an actor. The younger, in his 40s, is a photographer. They initially talked about AA. Much of the rest of the conversation was about women and what women are like. Both are kind of jaded and cynical and were making comments about things they don't like about younger women these days. After the conversation had gone on for a bit the older one started talking about how in days of yore women weren't hairless down there and that "if you ever saw a shaved pussy you knew it was no pussy, it was a man's asshole." It was all I could do to keep from busting a gut laughing.