Some Notes on Genderella, the Perviest Clown of All-Time

Genderella is a serial-killer clown and covert upright citizen who anonymously donates a large portion of his earnings to the social-causes wing of the Republican Party, especially to groups fighting to end abortion, prevent gay marriage, crack down on illegal immigration, and retain or stiffen current drug laws. Some clues about how Genderella turned out this way can be found in an examination of his childhood, about which some preliminary notes are archived below:

"Genderella, the Perviest Clown of All-Time, was born Francis Xavier McGillicuddy in Providence, Rhode Island on May 13, 1957. At the age of six he began a seven-year consensual sexual relationship with Father Gilligan, a local parish priest and later a proponent of Liberation Theology who spent three years trying to foment a revolution in Nicaragua before getting thrown out of the country under mysterious circumstances by the Sandanistas. Genderella’s father, Tobias, was a high school gym teacher who in the evening after drinking a six-pack of Haffenreffer routinely beat the crap out of him for no reason other than his perception that his eldest son lacked the appearance of what might be termed consensual masculinity. But Genderella was not a typical sissy bottom. From the age of four into and through adolescence he was an avid participant in sex games with several girls in the neighborhood. When they were seven years old he and Ellen Goldfarb found several decks of pornographic playing cards in her father’s sock drawer and took them out into the woods behind H. P. Lovecraft Junior High School. On an antique Navajo blanket featuring a red background with two central diamonds and a whirling log in each corner that her great aunt Zazua brought back from a trip out west in the 1920s they acted out the scenarios they found on the playing cards. Genderella’s asshole had become sensitized by the attention paid to it by Father Gilligan. He felt the tiniest and most intense tingly sensations when Ellen licked slow circles around his anal opening, and even more thrilling pulsations when she occasionally poked her tongue as far inside as she was able to. Ellen seemed to like it the most when he pinched her tiny nipples while rubbing his hard little penis against the outside of her cunt lips…"