Sunday, June 24, 2012

Four Scurrilous Epitaphs



A thumbnail biography of the poet Billy Viscous appeared in the April 27th, 2010 entry of this blog. 


FOUR SCURRILOUS EPITAPHS

By Billy Viscous


Epitaph for Allen Ginsberg, Beat Generation Poetaster

He saw the best behinds
of his generation
destroyed by hemorrhoids.


Epitaph for Teddy Kennedy, Hyena of the Senate

He
didn’t
kill
Marilyn.


Epitaph for Dan Rather, Pompous Newsreader

He never met
a teleprompter
he didn’t like.


Epitaph for Al Gore, Phony Populist

Where would we be today
if he had not
invented the Internet?

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