A thumbnail biography of the poet Billy Viscous appeared in the April 27th, 2010 entry of this blog.
FOUR SCURRILOUS
EPITAPHS
By Billy Viscous
Epitaph for Allen
Ginsberg, Beat Generation Poetaster
He saw the best
behinds
of his generation
destroyed by
hemorrhoids.
Epitaph for Teddy
Kennedy, Hyena of the Senate
He
didn’t
kill
Marilyn.
Epitaph for Dan
Rather, Pompous Newsreader
He never met
a teleprompter
he didn’t like.
Epitaph for Al
Gore, Phony Populist
Where would we be
today
if he had not
invented the
Internet?
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