Fuck Feet First

This statement can be interpreted in several ways. 

The Jane Birch Society

Imagine my surprise when, while researching an article on the Tea Party Movement, I stumbled across a cell of the secretive, ultra-right-wing Jane Birch Society. Its members are all transsexuals who have also had a huge amount of facial surgery; and now they all closely resemble either Ayn Rand, Maggie Thatcher, Sarah Palin, or Nancy Reagan.