A Deathbed Scene

Imagine a cinematic deathbed scene with friends and loved ones gathered around. The dying person asks: "Can I check Facebook one more time?"; and is given a laptop, and types: "... is shuffling off this mortal coil." Eyes then close for the last time.

Church You Can Believe In

Rumor has it that on Sunday, October 3rd, Christine O'Donnell is going to suspend her campaign for the Delaware senate seat for one day so that she can appear at this Gnostic Mass and lead the gospel choir in a spirited rendition of "Satan Is Just All Right With Me".

"The Islamic Community Center Should Be Built Because:" -- "I Miss J-Lo's Butt!!"

Limitless

"Nothing frightens me more/Than religion at my door..."

- John Cale ("Hanky Panky Nohow")

A Family of Blobs

The image features the face of Benito Mussolini set against the backdrop of the Twin Towers.