Thursday, March 24, 2011

A Poem

Critique of Performance Poetry

Why
use
one 
word
when
twenty
will 
do.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Ponzi Scheme

For the past decade the nefarious Wilpons have perpetrated an emotional Ponzi Scheme on Mets fans. Fair market value for a majority interest in the franchise is currently one cracked bat and one soiled George Foster baseball card.